Honey Badgers.

Who is the toughest creature in the animal kingdom? 

Please don't say a lion because that is the wrong answer. 

The correct answer would be a Honey Badger (see below) 

Now I know that you're asking yourself why I am on the subject of the mighty Honey Badger. SO.... let me tell the secret. The honey badgers are my intramural football team. We put up a VALIANT effort agains a bunch of loser seniors. I guarantee everyone hates them on campus. We lost by 4 but we showed plenty of promise. I see a championship in my future 

On a cowboy boot

Half my room mates are gone and the football game doesn't start until 6, so I'm basically all by myself today. So I've spent a solid 45 minutes on youtube. This guy takes the cake for being the funniest human being alive. Thank you John C. Reilly. Thank you.

Its a work in progress....

One thing that really helps your toughness level in college is getting a picture with a woman. I've got a million.... but none with my good friend Robyn. She keeps evading me when I try to take one. Its getting a little out of hand. If you don't believe me, just check out these attempts

As you can tell my efforts aren't going so well. It started out with her just ignoring the picture, but now she can't even stand to be in the same frame as me. Ouch. One can only hope for one of two things: first, that I become more attractive so she can stand to be seen with me; or second that I improve on my sneaky picture taking skills. 

Until next time my friends. Stay tough 

Over rated

College is severely over rated. I need my house, my friends, and my family. I don't understand the draw of moving away. I just need to go home and chuck up the deuces with my friends. Thats all.

This is chucking up the deuces. Just fyi

Ultimate Toughness

I congratulate you if you're reading this. Why you ask? Because you lasted a whole day with no new toughness in your life. I'm impressed. Its a challenge to go that long without being enriched by this blog. So once more..... Congratulations. 

So I'm about to get serious. If your not in the mood, look away. This post is all about the ultimate toughness (see title) 

The best best part about college isn't staying up late, or partying, or classes. Its sharing the gospel. I have so many opportunities to do this. You see, we have 8 boys living in our apartment, and only three of them are LDS. This includes myself. So for you math whizzes out there, that leaves 5 boys who aren't members. This ratio has led to many missionary moments and opportunities. Almost every night there is a new little question asked by one of the non member room mates. They have been anything from 'do you drink coffee', or 'what is that book you read every night'. Yeah that book.

While answering these little questions, I feel like I have had a little glimpse into the life of a missionary. Which is good because within a year I will be serving as one. I can't wait to join this illustrious club. They are the ultimate tough guys. If theres one thing I've learned in my first week of college, its that nothing is as tough as a college guy. Nothing that is, except a missionary of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. My brother is one of these tough guys. 

My brother Cameron is the toughest guy I know. He's in the middle, flanked by two other guys who are almost as tough as him. 

So there you go. You've just witnessed the last time I will ever admit to anything being tougher than a college tough guy. If your questioning my toughness...... check out this picture. It should answer a lot of questions. 

YEEEEEEEEEE